If you ever call my house and I don't answer. Cut me some slack.
A Little Lesson:
This is the THIRD time Parker has covered himself in handfuls of vaseline from our vaseline tub. If you're wondering, it takes approximately two hours of bath time, and two rolls of toilet paper, to bring Parker back to a semi-normal state. It is a reflection of three truths. 1. Parker loves the feel of vaseline all over his body. 2. Parker has too much time on his hands. 3. I still have some child-proofing to do.
